BERBALOIKAH?

Peta dunia: Biru - 1st World, Merah - 2nd World, Hijau - 3rd World

Negara kita dikategorikan sebagai Negara Dunia Ke-tiga (Third World) kata bijak pandai yang rata-ratanya kapir. Ada juga yang menggelarkan negara kita sebagai Negara Membangun (Developing Country). Aku tak kisah dan aku tak peduli pun sebenarnya. Apa yang aku tahu, kebanyakan 3rd World berusaha untuk menjadi negara maju yakni menyaingi 1st World. Yang itu pun aku tak kisah dan tak peduli.

Yang aku peduli adalah pembangunan kemanusiaan (humanitarian development) 3rd World yang berlumba-lumba nak jadi negara maju nih. Especially negara Hadhari-ku ini (relevan lagi ke istilah ni selepas GE itu ari?)

Tengok saja isu korupsi. Kenapa manusia suka corrupt? Sebab nak jalan mudah untuk senang. Duit. Itu yang nak dikejarkan. Nak sara hidup, nak tanggung keluarga, nak bayar rumah, nak bayar kereta dsb. Kerja macam nak mampos, tiap-tiap bulan duit tak pernah cukup. Sebab tu manusia suka corrupt. Walhal, kita taknak admit yang kita ni mengalami inflasi sebenarnya.

Nak jadi negara maju? Apa faedahnya kepada rakyat? Dalam berstatus negara membangun ni pun masih ada rakyat yang rumahnya takde bekalan air sempurna, malam masih berpelita dan hidup pun masih mengharap ihsan jelata. Tengok saja rancangan Bersamamu TV3 dan seumpamanya yang ntah dah berapa season tak abis-abis. Apa maknanya tu?

Lihat pulak perangai budak-budak skolah (atau budak hingusan) sekarang. Bandingkan dengan zaman 70an - 90an dulu. Ada macam gini perangainya?
Termengandung? Biasalah tu.
Hisap rokok dengan selamba dalam uniform? Biasalah tu.
Shoot video 18SX dan broadcast ke web? Biasalah tu.
Kalau semuanya biasa, abis apa yang luar biasa?

Mereka bilang, itulah harga kemajuan.
Bullshit (Berak lembu) aku kata.

MULUT

Gambar mulut

Berhati-hati dengan sang gampang
Jangan suka bercerita sebarang

Kalau benci, simpankan saja
Kalau suka, sebar tak mengapa

Lumrah manusia suka yang indah
Kerna hati tak boleh gundah

Lelaki baik, wanita baik
Depan cantik, belakang pundek belum tentu cantik

Hati dalam siapa yang tahu
Tiada salah menyimpan ragu

Walau tuntutan bersangka baik
Aku dah jeran, aku dah serik

Ikutlah resam Rasul junjungan
Pamer pekerti cara menampan

Doakan saja yang baik-baik
Semoga menjadi yang baik-baik


p/s: Najwa Aiman sila komen karya ini.

NAIK

Padi

Harga beras dah naik. Benda yang paling dikhuatiri atau yang paling dirisaukan oleh rakyat mana-mana negara sedang berlaku di negara kita.

Roti buku yang boleh dikatakan makanan ruji kedua rakyat Malaysia juga naik! Tepung juga tidak ketinggalan untuk ikut the price increase bandwagon! Apa dah jadi YB sekalian?


Takkan tak kenal haiwan comel ini?

Saham babi Malaysia juga naik! Ada ladang moden berpusat terbesar hendak didirikan di Sepang, Selangor. Baru-baru ini, China juga menyatakan hasrat untuk mengimport babi dari Malaysia. Hadhari sungguh negara ku ini.

Hari ini, harga petrol dunia juga dilaporkan naik ke harga yang hilang akal! Buckle-up for a new higher petrol price my fellow Malaysians!

On the other note, gejala sosial dan kebanjiran Pendatang Asing Tanpa Izin (PATI) juga semakin membimbangkan kenaikan statistiknya. Kadangkala aku rasa macam aku ni pendatang kat negara aku sendiri. Rasa marah dan menyampah semakin menebal bila PATI ni yang banyak buat kes jenayah di negara kita. Syed Hamid Albar kena jawablah perkara ni.

Semua perkara berkaitan kenaikan ini cenderung menyebabkan darah aku NAIK juga. Cheiss...

UPT (URINE PREGNANCY TEST)

One line means:
Not just yet. Try again next time!



Two lines mean:
Congratulations! You're going to be parents!


And we've got two lines after testing it twice. He/She is approximately 1 month.
Alhamdulillah.

Wish us well.

THE BEST MAN

Am on leave today... and tomorrow.

Huzaimi is no longer a bachelor after Asar today and I'll be sitting beside or maybe behind him to watch that moment. I did the same for Raddy 2 years back more or less. And yes, this evening will make the 3 of us even (in terms of achiving one of our life's most important goal, LOL). Raddy is appointed as the wedding's photographer (promo ni bro!).


During Raddy's wedding at Bangi (gambar dari Fotopages beliau)

Being friends since childhood really bonded us like biological brothers, but of course with different looks, attitude, taste, style and all. That's why it's very hard for me to say "no" to both of them when asked to be their "pengapit" (best man). Hopefully this will be my last act. Nak pencen dah jadi pengapit.

Being the groom's best man is no fun I tell you. One will feel more or less the same like the groom such as nervous, worry, hot, cold etc. But that's why groom needs a best man beside him. To chill them out. To share the moment mano-to-mano.

It's an honour being picked to be the best man for all the grooms I've served (4 all of them including Huzaimi).

No doubt that I'm the BEST man. Peace!

WHAT'S UP? (APA HAL?)

I'm back from hibernating.

I have no specific reasons for hibernating unlike the European Hedgehog because I'm just being simply lazy... to update my weblog. It's not that now I'm no longer lazy, but just feeling responsible to update (shiissh...).


European Hedgehog

Lots of things happened and about to happen. Some are reality and some are things that I expect to happen. I'm quite an observer, therefore I always see things and actively processing it thoroughly in order to avoid or reduce disappointments (mostly) and maybe accidents (while driving). Are you following this?

A good childhood friend (Huzaimi) is getting married next week = reality.

And I was "chosen" to be his best man = unexpected reality.

Went to Kota Bharu, Kelantan for exhibition and coordinating admission interview = reality.

There are a lot of filthy mouth people at the office... in fact more than I expected = unexpected reality.

What is more bigger/important than moving your company to a new venue within 2 bloody months (or maybe less)? Oh, a two week trip to Europe for the whole Management team! = reality.

My brother in-law is finally back home from Japan for good = reality.

There will be a Prison Break 4 with Dr. Sara Tancredi = hallelujah.

Akademi Fantasia 6 sucks! = reality (at least to me).

12th General Election is a smack to BN = reality to all of us but an unexpected reality to BN.

Company's annual dinner sucks because I didnt get the 32" LCD tv and my earwax dropped by a bunch of show-off "local" talent = reality (at least to me).

My little sister's car got scratched really deep at her office basement parking and it was done on purpose. Typical Malaysians' jealousy attitude = unexpected reality.

I still have lots more in mind but a full throttle on this might lead to a more emotional expressive disorder behavioral involving weblog entry writing.

Later.