WHAT THE F....

I dont know about you guys but lately I seem to came across with a lot of cyclists in my area (Ampang - Ulu Klang). No, not the one with the engine... ini yang guna tenaga kaki nih... basikal lah! It's really cool to see these people accept our governments' campaign towards a healthier life or utamakan kesihatan or so and so. Not to mention with the petrol price is up, cycling has been an alternative.

Firstly, afsal banyak Indon je yang ngayuh beskal and not us Malaysians? And then, why the hell did they cycle like they have this Green Lantern's shield protecting them. I'm not against them but helloo... boleh tepi sikit tak? kang kena langgar kang bergaduh... We're talking about during rush hour nih... when everybody is rushing to punch their card, and still these dudes never seems to care... it's like, hah! langgar lah kalau berani... goblok.

Then there's these motorbikes. Yes, now I'm talking about the one with the engines. These *tooot* ah, they ride like they can buy their life at the hypermarkets! Basketball betul. I myself have several times encountered horrific experience with these daredevils. They ride like hell, no lights, no reflective jackets, against the road flow kalau orang kampung aku cakap melawan arus. Bongok betul. A few times jugak aku nyaris accident head-to-head ngan aksi bodoh diorang nih.

Then there are also these monkeys who doesnt know how to park properly. Ape? Ingat ko pakai sport rim besar, pasang spoiler yang boleh ampai kain tu, pastu boleh parking sukati abah nko lah? Basketball... And believe me, these are the types of people who will drag you to a fight if we accidentally scratched their car while passing through. Got brain or not? Eat more brain-brain (otak-otak) then...

You know what? Sometimes I do feel like nak langgar je monyet-monyet nih. Just who do they think they are? Lu ingat lu sapa haa? Lu ingat abah lu turap ini jalan ka?
Baik aku minum Banana Mocha Frapp petang nih untuk menyejukkan hati... huuhuu...