Wednesday, January 4, 2006

OH, COME ON...

Before I start my writing, it's better for me to declare that this is just my observations. And of course, not all of these reflects malaysians. Open-up your mind.

Sigh. Why do Malaysians sometimes act like uncivilized people?

1. The traffic light to the right junction is green. You slow down to check if there's any stupid bikes/cars coming furiously from right or left just to chase the yellow light. Clear. Suddenly the junction you're about to enter was jammed. right in front of you is the mighty yellow box. Why must you still join the jammed road when you should wait until it's cleared. Besides, there's a huge yellow box there, sir. I mean, yeah the light is green, but, use your sense lah bro... You're just making the traffic worse. Sigh.

2. We all love to hangout at mamak stalls. Some say it's the environment, the food, the ambiance, the people, the service. But, there's one thing i realized. There are some stalls and some of their waiter just have this so-called HIKMAT MEMBUTAKAN MATA dan MEMEKAKKAN TELINGA. Have you ever experienced a scene when you call up the mamak (who's looking at you at that moment) and they suddenly just turn their head away like nothing happen. Siot betul. Rasa macam nak baling ngan gelas pun ade jugak kadang2 tu. Sigh.

3. Ever went to Jalan Doraisamy for the sup mamak lately? I went there last Sunday with my friends. Now there are pubs and some fancy restaurants (i guess) along the road besides this marvellous mamak stall. People normally park along the pavement to hangout there. Malam, DBKL takde. Right after we parked, this one guy suddenly came to us claiming for parking charges. Oi dude! Since when you're given the authority to collect the parking charges? We played him around until he said, "Takpelah bang, abang pegilah makan. Nanti panjang cerita". C'mon man, we've been here long before you even know this Jalan Doraisamy. And suddenly you want to collect money from us because there are pubs and restaurants there. Eat my shorts!

4. Some people just so frakking lazy to flush the bowl after doing their thing. Man, will they do that at home? And they can leave the bowl because it's a public toilet? Is it so hard to pull the flush lever?

5. Ever got mad finding a parking space and suddenly gone beserk when there's a car parked horizontally beautiful in two parking space? Is it so hard to park properly?

6. At Jalan Jelatek, in front of Great Eastern Mall my favourite coffee pit stop. I need to go to the right heading Taman Keramat. The thing is, there's only one lane going to the right and the other 2 is going straight to Jalan Ampang. These dumbass will just stay at the middle lane waiting the green light just to "pangkah" those who already lined-up in the correct lane for only god knows how long. Yes, the policeman do allow 2 lanes to turn right while they were in-charge of the traffic. But when they're gone, that means, all the traffic rules are back as usual including the lanes and lights. Is that so hard to understand?

7. Why make all the complaints and keep on asking Pak Lah / Government to interfere in all this tiny puny little things. We are the consumer. If you dont like something, dont give your support. If this thing is expensive, dont buy. If that thing is hazardous, avoid it. Please learn your rights and power and use it wisely. Stop the whining. Ini sikit2, mintak Kerajaan supaya bantu, banteras, haramkan, itulah, inilah... Sigh.

Well, i think i should stop here. Am not in rage, but frustrated.
Going for the delicious Mc'Donald's Prosperity Burger... Yummy!

10 comments:

Unknown said...

the thing about the Jalan Jelatek always happen to me at Shah Alam. Useually a nice honk and some other folloewrs would have them stalling and have to go the other way. but then again, that might not always be the case.

and how about these motorcycles (usually pizza delivery or despatch) who parks in a car parking lot? If my car's unscratchable i'd park over his motorcycle without thinking. kalau dia marah...i'd just go 'oops...sorry'. at least that's what going on in my mind.

pye:rudz said...

an interesting way of showing rage... indeed... hehehehe

ladynina said...

it's quite true about the toilet thingy. there are some cases in ladies toilet too altho it is only a few. why can't they flush the toilet after using it? are they kudung or what? & why the hose must be placed in the toilet bowl? stupid moron!

Najwa Aiman said...

ekekkek.... saje nak tambah.... Malaysian Commuters Rules:

8. All vehicles in M'sia are designed with hard and tight indicator lights lever.

9. One-way-street rules are not applicable to motorbikes.

10. The doors are the safest spots in all LRTs, no matter how crowded.

11. When the lift/elevator/buses/trains/LRTs doors are open at stations, boarding passengers have priority over disembarking passengers.

12. Car headlights are meant for warning signs only. DO NOT turn them on when driving on KL highways at night.

13. The driver of any vehicle MUST increase the vehicle's speed abruptly the moment a pedestrian is trying to cross a road. Slow down if there are no one crossing the roads.

14. Please piss around, instead of into, toilet bowls.

Malaysian Food Stall Rules
1. Always order today what you intend to eat/drink tomorrow.

2. It is the duty of the consumer to keep small change.

3. Just order what's in the menu. Avoid conversation with the waitress unless you can converse in Indonesian dialects.

pye:rudz said...

Hahaha! How cool eh, Malaysian? I simply dont understand these kind of behaviour.
wlady: that happens a lot at my workplace. How disgusting.
najwa aiman: some mighty points of observation there. i love the food stall rules no.2.
What can we do to ammend these bad attitude? How can we help?
Get started from our very ownself, that's how.

kookabooras said...

try kat jln dpn south city plaza. from traffic lite dpn kondo to trafic lite pekan seri kembangan. selalu ade org potong Q pastu igt diorg duduk lane betul. masuk x kasik signal. aku da byk kali nak gaduh sbb ni. hampeh btl. especially CINA. sorry, i dont mean to racism but its a reality.

Anonymous said...

the most popular in ladies' toilet.. throw your 'thing' outside and tissuesss inside the toilet bowl.. and let the cleaner cleans them for you.. HELLO.. use your brain la sister..

Lynn said...

Haha... great observations.

I agree with najwa aiman too on a lot of things.

Also, don't u hate it when people put on their hazard lights when their car does not even break down? This especially happens when it rains. Poyo betul.

And yes, I also hate it when the retailers ask, "kak, takde duit kecik ke?" Arrrghhh.

Heh, the joys of being a Malaysian. :D

pye:rudz said...

Sape kata Malaysia tak best angkat ibu jari kaki!
Best ape?

Anonymous said...

i hate it when they turn or changing lane in buzy street without giving signal. wei...ingat aku ni psikik ke bleh baca fikiran org lain.