Wednesday, April 26, 2006

MY CHILDHOOD STUPIDITY...

I believe we all do have a few dumb thoughts during our childhood years and I'm about to disclose mine. Do laugh along if we share the same silly thoughts... kwehkwehkwehkweh...

1. Being influenced by the amazing Spider-man, I once (err... few times until I realized it was not true) took any spiders I could catch and put them on my wrist. Hoping it will bite me so I can have the wall-crawler's super powers. Bongok.

2. I didnt sharpen my pencil at both ends because my friends told me our moms could die because of it. Ye ke?

3. I never pointed my index finger towards the rainbow for it could amputate it. Sheesh...

4. A friend once told me the earth is always moving. That's true but listen to his next fact: We're not actually moving but the earth is. For example, If I walk from point A to B, I aint really walking but the earth is. I'm actually still at point A. And I went like ooo... at that time. But now, gampang! cikgu sains mana ajar die ni ntah. heehee...

5. Obsessed by "harta karun" (treasure), I oftenly dig the frontyard with a scoop looking for one. The best part was, I only dig about a few inches deep and when I couldnt see any treasure box, I buried the hole and dig a new spot. I quit when I've dug almost all "potential" spot in the yard. Ssssomebody kill me!

6. Everytime I saw computers, I would wait excitedly for AUTOMAN to appear from the screen to our world. p/s: AUTOMAN is one of my favourite series in the 80's if any of you remember.

7. MacGyver was a hit series in the 80's. I really want the Swiss Army knife he use in his actions to defeat the bad guys. The knife must ne really "something". But now after having one, I just simply use it for opening plastic packages only. Heehee...

8. I once thought chicken eggs were layed without any shells. It actually took some time after the laying process for the "soft" eggs to harden and become its shell. Kehkehkeh...

9. I really thought there are people living in the clouds. It's like there's a kingdom up there. Remember Jack & the Beanstalk? I used to try growing that giant tree in my yard. Sadly, it doesnt grow that tall to reach the skies and I wonder why...

Last but not least, when I was a kid I really thought it would be much better to grow up fast and be an adult. But now I really-really think that being a kid is very much better...
Dont you think so?

11 comments:

Lizzam said...

when i was small, i borrowed my cousin's IBM 386 pc. I was so influenced by all the Knight Riders and Mission Impossible and such that once you switch on the pc you'll get to use it right away.

I spent a week looking unknowingly at "Please insert boot disk and Press Enter." (masa tu hard disk tak wujud laie)

no wonder i hate when any movie tunjuk interface tahap gaban. I mean, why wave your arms around to move a cursor like in Miniroty Report when you have a mouse?

can ah?

mamabio said...

my friend once told me, "nak jd ahli silap mata tak? try to look at the sun at 12noon, we'll be able to be a magician.." kepala hotak dia.. sakit siol mata aku..
and yess.. masa tu aku la yg bongokk..

Najwa Aiman said...

ermm... ermmmm.... i wanted to be Darth Vader.... and James Bond.. that wanting to be James Bond part is still valid till today though.... ekkeekekke......

pyerudz said...

Believe it or not, those craps created who we are today...

WLady said...

bwahahahahahaha... you cracked me up.. gua ingat klu gua baca lagi 1 round ini entry gua bleh gelak smpi batu karang gua pecah..hancor berkecai.. tak yah gua operate next week..

1. Spiderman? Me.. superman.. I once asked my dad to buy me a superman shirt (the one with wing) and jumped from the balcony, with the thought i can fly.. ended up 2 minggu kt spital patah kaki.. from that onwards, all superheroes costumes were forbidden in our house.. kehkehkeh..

2. Yeah.. my friend told me the same thing bout the pencil thingy.. till today i still think the rationale.. *scratching my head*

3. Yes.. you can point to the rainbow if you want to.. but you must put that very finger in your mouth A.S.A.P so that tak sempat nk kudung.. I did that! *hurmmm hurmm*

4. I always thought behind my school yard there was a white crocodile which was actually an angel or 'keramat'. I convinced all my friends so hard bout the fact.. and the truth is.. I formed an investigator club to investigate bout the crocodile.. muahahahahahahahah... we met every thursday @ 2 pm to present our findings.. muahahahahahahahahah... I dont know why i think that.. too much of Enid Blyton I guess...

muahahahahahahahah !

5. I always think when we put eggs in a warm place such as under blanket or any place that can give warmth effect.. a chick will come out from the egg.. *hurmmm is it true huh?*

Najwa Aiman said...

wlady...the egg part is partly true... as for human, the warmth of the egg is to lure chick instead.... errr....

mamabio said...

si nina nyer case lg terokk.. kahkahkah.. yg no.4 tu.. adventure btol..
i still remember how aku adik beradik nak jd cam cite V.. ahahahah.. adik aku jd hero (marc singer) aku jd diana (alien jahat) tu.. blari2.. adegan kejar-mengejar la.. mak aku hangin je.. kwahahha..

FIR said...

Hmm... I see no mention of POPEYE... ;-)

Najwa Aiman said...

tak minat sgt katun popeye.... tp penah makan kat restoran Popeye (u must be really young at the time.. err... as I was... err..) suka coleslaw dia. tp restoran ni kejap jek kat mesia ni... may b kat dunia pun kejap je kot..

talking about popeye, another faveret restoran of mine tak lama lepas tu apart from whitecastle - GRANDY's!!!! i just luv Grandy's punya ayam goreng! rangup gitu! oi! jom la... nk gi makan nih!

pyerudz said...

nina: i'm speechless! kehkehkeh... what a great childhood experience you have back then...

najwa aiman: dulu masa kat seremban outing lepak grandy's lah. air gas free flow. budak skolah kitorang semua lepak situ berjam-jam sampai diorang bankrap. hahahahaha...

fir: ade cerita pasal popeye... mom always told me if you want to be strong like popeye, you better each those spinach i cooked. but the truth is, my friends used to call me pye since primary school because of my name - f.a.i.r.u.d.z. and yes, i also have a big muscular arm like the cartoon character. ;)

mamabio: pastu letak gam kat kulit, biar kering, pastu kopek kan? konon2 macam alien V tu kopek topeng die lah... kehkehkeh... aku pun buat dulu masa kecik2... muahahahahaha!

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